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CS2D General You have played CS2D too much when...
You have played CS2D too much when...
38 replies Saadi has written
if you are in the mountaints (or somewhere else) and fog arisis you say the cs2d command "sv_fow 0" in order to get rid of the fog :D'
hah i remember one similar.
If you accidently hit a friend ,but you dont want to hit him more times you say "sv_ff 0"
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timmeTheOnly
51: You are trying to learn how to avoid damage when someone is trying to assaut you just like in cs2d, when you are playing Paintball.
afair to die,you say "six" to become a spectacle
53:If a couple of people want to fight you in a forest in real life and your fighting morale is low you say "need backup" and somewhere from behind the bush near you
you hear "Roger that!" and you see some of your friend coming
And when you se your math teacher you say "Enemy spotted"!
58: You sneak silently in corners trying to find a good camping spot(in real life).
59: You say that you need a defuser kit+m4a1+he+deagle, in middle of nowhere(in real life).
Lolz
Guest61-You find armor laying around,but it does not increase your health.
62-You try hacking maps(in real life)
63-You try to infilitrate a druglab and rescue the workers
64-You have to shoot a wall 1000 times to make it break.
65-You find a working laser that kills things immedietly(IN REAL LIFE!)(there are none in real life).
67: You walk about a Pistol, and wonder, why it doesn't appear in your Hands.
68: You use a Headset, to talk to your Friends, without writing something.
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69 : When you can reload a pistol as fast as the counters
70 : when you can walk while shooting with an M249 without beiing pushed back
72: You die circa 20-times, a day
73: You leave your House with the words; gogogo!
74: You become angry, cause you cant see the Crosshair
75: You can't press "B" when you see a wagon in a Supermarket
76: You Spray your Logo, everywhere
77: Your Clock rings, and you get totally excitet, because you don't have a Defusion-Pack
78: You fall from a house, because you thought, that you are Spectator
79 : When you are tired and you write "uprate 1" on a paper to feel better
80 : When you wear a Kevlar under your shirt when going at school and you wear a helmet if it is raining
81 : When the police catch you, you're looking for a esc touch to leave (the real life)
82 : When your whife tell you she go to market you answer "Roger that" (not a lot original I know ^^)
HEUIAHueihuiEhuiheihieIUEHIEHUIE! Excellent!