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Inspired by: E_net4 (Stranded II)

You know you have played CS2D too much when:

1: You crave for kills in real life.
2: You shout noob to people when they eat, etc.
3: You ask random people for a 1vs1 match.
4: You shout to people that they should write uprate 1 in their consoles.

Go ahead and make some more. (continue with 5 now)

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1. when u know every gun

2. when u memorize the item codes

3. when u understand 1337

4. when u kno how ever character looks

5. when u say ur gonna pwn someone in real life

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I mean your supposed to write the fifth one, not make like 1,2,3,4,5 all over again. Lol!

Just make a list (sequential.)
Well someone do the...

"6:" <<

Now!

Write as many as you can (or want.)

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6. You burn down a camping yard and shout "Die, campers!"

7. If the others can hear that you actually shout : "D!3 C4Mp3R5!!!111111one"

8. If you finally get to the first place of the row at the shop you say: "Rank 1st on the surver, n00bs!"

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Saadi has written
9: if you finally found out what tsearch is > double <

10: if you draw in school scetches of cs2d-maps you are planning


Lol rofl, I like 10!
Well I continue ...

11: You buy weapons out of thin air everytime you are going to school just to let you know that your well equipped.

12: Everytime you hear someone say "plant potatoes" you run to get your defuser kit.

13: When you lose in any game you say "laggy server!"

14: When you understand what all the shortwords, "ct", "t", "own", "pwn", etc. means.

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15. Use knife to go to school quickly!

16. Through your coke-cola and say Fire in the hole!

17. When your friend get an A on exam you say: CHEATER! Or F, you say N00B OWNED!

sorry for english!

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18: You look at your hands, and be amazed you think you have got a new skin installed, so directly you run to a friend and hit him just to see if friendly fire is on.

19: You yell "I r0x0r y0ur b0x0r n00b!" to people in the streets.

20: You are so frustrated of that you can't make money by killing people in real life.

21: You ask people where CT or T spawn is.

22: You are so addicted you play cs2d in real life.

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27. when a friend say you "do you have money?", you say "Negative"

28. when you make cs2d pictures on your books

29. when you play with the umbrella thinking its a M4A1

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Lol, here's my list.

31: You donate money to unrealsoftware because you like cs2d too much.

32: You say lol in real life.

33: You argue with people about whose the 1337(in real life).

34: Your 99 years old and realize that you only got one year remaining before you die. And you go and hang yourself.

35: You think you are playing on a good server(in real life).

36: You hear someone drop something(in real life), you immediatly run to pick it up. And realize that it is just dog**** not a awp.

37: You demand a 1337 pizza in resturants.

38: You say that you hate noobs, when your in a meeting with a psychologist.

39: You can't stop thinking of cs2d, so you immediatly search for a good computer anywhere (in real life.)

Ok, there's mine.

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40: You are in the middle of a crime scene(in real life), and everytime you see a cop or a criminal you think the cop is a CT and the criminal a T. And you immediatly Spectate the scene.
41: You walk into a bar, and ask for a M3.

42: You try skin changing yourself(in real life). People now know you as the "bloody man."

43: You awake in a nut house filled with cs2d maniacs.

44: You have set the highest bank credit limit to 16000$.

45: You have built a glass-box and painted with crayons on it now it has the form of a GUi/HUD and you walk around the city with it.

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45:When you see a gun shop ,you buy ak47 and a knife and run around the city and switching from knife to ak
but instantly you understand that its just the reality

46:When you chat in massangers you first click "y" and start chat.

47:When ssomeone ask you something you answer with cs commands.
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