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Chuck norris doesnt read books - he just looks at them untill he gets all the information out of them.Chuck norris is dead for 10 years now, but death is afraid to tell him that.God wanted to create the world in 10 days.Chuck gave him 6.God is all mighty, because he has Chuck's protection.Every night a 5 year old checks under his bed for the buggy man. Every night buggy man checks under his bed for chuck.Freddy Kriuger is afraid to sleep, becuse he might get a dream about Chuck.Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he just kicks himself in the chin.The truth lies beyond, because it's afraid of Chuck.Chuck Norris never peed in bed. The bed was just afraid...Chuk can burn an ant with a magnifying glass. At midnight.The only thing, that can free your imagination, is Chuck's spin-kick.Chuck can make the statues shiver.All roads lead to Chuck.Noone locks the doors in Texas. They just put up a picture with Chuck on it.Hope you like them.
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