English Google Translate

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Google Translate not good?
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YEZ!!! IT SUX LIKE A LEECH SUKING BLOOD!
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No way! IT's the best translator evar!
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14.11.11 11:00:50 pm
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Mechanolith
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Okay, ill translate a sentence on it then:
Google Translator has written:
Hi, okay? Your life is so boring to the point of discussing a topic on the quality of a translator who everyone knows is a crap? Too bad ...

Google Translator has written:
Hello, I'm google translator, a useless shit that you can not translate sentences with more than 8 words, and reminds me of illiteracy in Brazil.
14.11.11 11:11:08 pm
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I write on russian this:
Quote:
Привет я люблю Unreal Software, Он один из самых моих любимых сайтов.

It translated as:
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Hi, I love Unreal Software, It is one of my favorite sites.


No errors O.o wtf?
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15.11.11 12:58:27 am
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user Mechanolith has written:
Okay, ill translate a sentence on it then:
Google Translator has written:
Hi, okay? Your life is so boring to the point of discussing a topic on the quality of a translator who everyone knows is a crap? Too bad ...

Google Translator has written:
Hello, I'm google translator, a useless shit that you can not translate sentences with more than 8 words, and reminds me of illiteracy in Brazil.


wooo i got the same trAnslation!
15.11.11 01:13:24 am
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@user Mechanolith: look what i got

-portuguese-
eu vou cagar na sua cara seu super guaxinim de cirrose com açúcar e muita porra vá pra puta que pariu seu filho de uma puta vamos foder esse ninja carranca com um sapata amarelo explosivo do fio de merda que limpou a sua bunda numa ruela cheio de merdinhas voadores que chupa rola até a boca arregaçar

-english-
I'll shit in your face your super Racoon cirrhosis with sugar and cum go to fucking hell you son of a bitch will fuck this gargoyle with a ninja shoe yellow wire explosive shit that wiped your ass in an alley full of little shits flying sucks that rolls up the mouth roll

lol there are errors
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15.11.11 07:52:52 am
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user Rhox has written:
(Superviolent portuguese language stuff)

lol there are errors


That last sentence made my day
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15.11.11 10:16:54 am
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Some times translator is translating good,sometimes bad.So if you wan't to make Google translator translating good,rate the translation of something.
     I have problems with Lithuanian language,so i use Google translator every time when i need it, and some times its translating bad.When its translating bad i use my brothers help.
15.11.11 11:23:09 am
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Ok, someone said it's good, but I respect ur opinion.

TAGALOG:
Tagalog itong sinasabi ko, hindi mo ito maiintindihan. Pilipino lang ang makakabasa nito.

ENGLISH TRANSLATE BY GT:
Tagalog saying this, I do not understand it. Filipinos just reads it.
(Complete nonsense...)

ENGLISH TRANSLATE BY HUMAN (me):
I am speaking in Tagalog, you cannot understand this. Only Filipinos can read it.
(Makes more sense?)
15.11.11 01:14:24 pm
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Lotus74
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Maybe thats because English and your language works in a different way, you know structure and stuff and sometimes there is no English word for some of the words O.o
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15.11.11 01:44:48 pm
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Pointless Thread but i wan to make a fail translation too

German:
Der Google Übersetzer is scheiße, weil er hier fehler einbaut.

English (GT):
The Google translator is shit, because here he incorporates error.

15.11.11 02:32:09 pm
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Mechanolith
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user Rhox has written:
@user Mechanolith: look what i got

-portuguese-
eu vou cagar na sua cara seu super guaxinim de cirrose com açúcar e muita porra vá pra puta que pariu seu filho de uma puta vamos foder esse ninja carranca com um sapata amarelo explosivo do fio de merda que limpou a sua bunda numa ruela cheio de merdinhas voadores que chupa rola até a boca arregaçar

lol there are errors

Lol, Google Translator failed hard on this one. This sentence doesn't even make sense, it's like a 4 years old kid swearing.
15.11.11 02:42:16 pm
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Apache uwu
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@user Obviously Exactly Myself: Well naturally your language confuses GT, it begins with "Tagalog", it's actually expected to see "Tagalog" come out of the translation.

Moreover your grammar is incorrect.

user Obviously Exactly Myself has written:
I am speaking in Tagalog, you cannot understand this. Only Filipinos can read it.


Surely you meant:

I am speaking in Tagalog, you cannot understand this, Only Filipinos can read it.

And actually by putting that comma the translation comes to:

Tagalog saying this, I do not understand it, only Filipinos can read it.
16.11.11 09:24:35 am
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The only other problem you get with translators is that they don't seem to work properly with any slang whatsoever.
16.11.11 11:19:34 am
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user Yates has written:
user Mechanolith has written:
[...] the worst part is knowing each letter code.

At least google actually made something that works: www.google.co.uk


My Ass. It sometimes doesnt work.
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16.11.11 01:32:30 pm
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Would you mind. It's actually annoying how you are always against what I say. Google is great, please elaborate and tell my why it sometimes doesn't work. Hm? It searches. So it works. End.
16.11.11 03:04:18 pm
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user Yates has written:
Would you mind. It's actually annoying how you are always against what I say. Google is great, please elaborate and tell my why it sometimes doesn't work. Hm? It searches. So it works. End.

Have you forgotten something? Ignoring is the best cure.
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16.11.11 04:37:27 pm
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user palomino has written:
Have you forgotten something? Ignoring is the best cure.

Easier to people ignore you than ignore him. No offense.
17.11.11 12:57:09 pm
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Wait, I like Google but I hate GT.
17.11.11 05:06:06 pm
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A Mad Bro
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user Mechanolith has written:
user palomino has written:
Have you forgotten something? Ignoring is the best cure.

Easier to people ignore you than ignore him. No offense.


well, you just failed at ignoring him.
trololo

BTT: you cant expect google translator to translate complex sentences, i mean it doesnt know what you want to say. it just reads the words and translates them.
On the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying.
17.11.11 06:29:38 pm
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user palomino has written:
user Yates has written:
Would you mind. It's actually annoying how you are always against what I say. Google is great, please elaborate and tell my why it sometimes doesn't work. Hm? It searches. So it works. End.

Have you forgotten something? Ignoring is the best cure.


You are starting to be stupid. Didnt your fake ass gay face learn a lesson ? Yeah ignore me that would make me finaly whole. You are not ingorning me. Just shut the fuck up and mind your own bussines and family problems ok ? I had enough of your kinds.

This is just for you. Keep it to yourself and try to translate it. This is what is going on in my mind right now.

Spoiler >


user Yates has written:
Would you mind. It's actually annoying how you are always against what I say. Google is great, please elaborate and tell my why it sometimes doesn't work. Hm? It searches. So it works. End.


No i am not against it. I am just saying. It sometimes doesnt search what i want it to search.
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17.11.11 06:47:36 pm
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A Mad Bro
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did you just tell us that you are goshen?

€: oh no wait i got something wrong...

anyways insulting is no solution.
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On the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying.
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