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TheZenon has written
i don't get it >.>
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Teacher: Whats 2 + 2 = ?
Student: 22+2=222
Teacher: now lest ask someone who is not a complete RETARD..
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger,
- 'What would you like to talk about?'
- 'Oh, I don't know, said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
- OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the blonde's intelligence, thinks about it and says,
- 'Hmmm, I have no idea....'
To which the blonde replies,
- 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'
-- Edit --
This is my quote from
this topic and I think it's a bit joke. 
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Yeah, but one thing is straight: 98% of we came from the Austranopitecus australis (our direct antecedent).
1% from pigs.
And more 1% from other animal/stuff.
1% from pigs.
And more 1% from other animal/stuff.
edited 1×, last 11.08.09 01:44:28 pm
A little funny joke now but i think it kinda dumb:
Chuck Norris can beat DC in CS2D 1 on 1
GhostFreak has written
how you make that spoiler anyway?
That is totally off-topic.
But, anyway, make like this
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[spoiler ]*text here*[/spoiler]
New Rex has written
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Yo momma has 500kg, Chuck Norris has 500kg too but he's more heavy.
Yo momma has 500kg, Chuck Norris has 500kg too but he's more heavy.
Hey Xt3nd3d, this is like if you have 5 $ and Chuck Norris 5 $, he's got more money than you.
If Chuck Norris falls in the water, the water does not get Chuck Norris, it gets Chuck Norrissed *Sonic and Shadow in the waiting room*
Sonic: So the Doctor says i have to lay off the caffeine. Like a Jet Stream of Screaming Pain when i pee.
*Producer comes out of office*
Producer: Sonic, Buddy, Pal! You're Fired! Clean out your desk by three.
Producer: Shadow! Can i see you in here for a power meeting?
*Shadow follows producer in to office and closes door*
Sonic: Not... Going to...
Sonic: Cr-Cr...
*Back in office*
Sonic: (back ground) BWAAAAAAH! [sob] [weep]
Producer: Shadow, I'll get right to the point. We want you to star in your own game.
Shadow: Really? That's awesome!
Producer: "Shadow : The Hedgehog", Here's your gun.
Shadow: Thanks a lo-... Gun? I don't know how to use one of those!
Producer: Sure ya do! Because your...
Shadow: ....
Producer: um...
Shadow: WHAT? MY BLACK FUR?!
Producer: No, No, No. You've got Street Cred!
Shadow: God, It's bad enough you've got me in rocket sneakers. I suppose the rings are now "Bling-Bling"?
Producer: Actually they're fruit now.
Shadow: What... Fruit...
Producer: Watermelon Slices!
Note: If you dont get that last bit, then you have never met a black person before. I'll have you know that most if not all black people LOVE watermelon! Expecially me!
Silent_Control has written
Hey Xt3nd3d, this is like if you have 5 $ and Chuck Norris 5 $, he's got more money than you.
New Rex has written
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Yo momma has 500kg, Chuck Norris has 500kg too but he's more heavy.
Yo momma has 500kg, Chuck Norris has 500kg too but he's more heavy.
Hey Xt3nd3d, this is like if you have 5 $ and Chuck Norris 5 $, he's got more money than you.
Yes, it is based on it.
(Based on 'Yo momma is like a bug. But people can RIDER HERE for free'.)
If Chuck Norris is standing, and you are running, he is faster than you
Only Chuck Norris can watch 1 hour film in 15 minutes
Chuck Norris never reads. He just looks at book, and gets informations.