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11.09.09 03:29:24 pm
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New Rex
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Chuck Norris can do what ever you won. SERIOUSLY.
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11.09.09 05:10:12 pm
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uhhm right, so chuck norris thinks about chuck norris when someone pisses him off
11.09.09 05:13:08 pm
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Yes, he does.
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11.09.09 05:14:14 pm
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he must be seriously self-obsessed
11.09.09 05:35:36 pm
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lol
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12.09.09 03:09:51 am
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My avatar describes my personality the best....Douchebag who have to save the princess without speaking anything
12.09.09 03:28:56 am
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Lol.

Btw, I haven't laughed at one Chuck Norris joke yet because none of them are funny at all. You guys should honestly stop posting them.... they fail, PERIOD.
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12.09.09 05:56:10 am
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All funny stuff
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I lost over 500mb of files for CS2D when I had to reformat windows. After that day, I lost all my desire to keep my cs2d server running, playing CS2D and anything related to it.
12.09.09 10:29:07 pm
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lolz!
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12.09.09 10:46:12 pm
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AHAHAH! OMG Incoming! Funny.
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13.09.09 01:31:40 am
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! LilCoder, thats so funny!
13.09.09 12:18:59 pm
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lol, Lilcoder
13.09.09 02:38:49 pm
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13.09.09 06:14:37 pm
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I found a guy who beats chuck norris
http://theslackerz.com/Comics/044.gif

And a mac and PC fight
http://theslackerz.com/Comics/017.jpg

And what happens if you dont play GTA and manhunt
http://theslackerz.com/Comics/042.gif
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15.09.09 08:35:41 pm
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i got one, its crap though,
yo mommas so tall that when she got to the middle of the sea the water was only up to her ankels
15.09.09 08:38:38 pm
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lmao.
ehm,heres one:
whos looking like a hippopotamus?
answer:your Fat momma.
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19.09.09 03:58:21 am
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This is funny:

* Customer: "I can't seem to connect to the Internet."

* Tech Support: "Ah, right. What operating system are you running?"

* Customer: "Netscape."

* Tech Support: "No, what version of Windows are you using?"

* Customer: "Uhhh...Hewlett Packard?"

* Tech Support: "No, Right click on 'My Computer,' and select properties on the menu."

* Customer: "Your computer? It's my computer!"

* Tech Support: "No sir, I mean the little picture called 'My Computer' on your desktop."

* Customer: "I don't see an icon called that on my desktop. I do see one called that on my screen."

* Tech Support: "Right, just right click that, and choose Properties from the menu."

* Customer: "Right click?"

* Tech Support: "Just a moment, sir." (mutes phone) "AAAAAAAARGH."

I love these
I lost over 500mb of files for CS2D when I had to reformat windows. After that day, I lost all my desire to keep my cs2d server running, playing CS2D and anything related to it.
19.09.09 04:00:31 am
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lol reminds me of this guy at shcool
19.09.09 08:01:14 am
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I lost over 500mb of files for CS2D when I had to reformat windows. After that day, I lost all my desire to keep my cs2d server running, playing CS2D and anything related to it.
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