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Chuck Norris is ALL.
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- When the Terminator said, "I'll be back", he went to Chuck Norris to ask for directions.
- Everybody loves Raymond, except Chuck Norris.
- The secret ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's piss.
- There was a time when Chuck Norris and Mr. T both throw'd fists at each other. This even was once called, The Big Bang.
- Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Chuck Norris doesn't own a computer. Everytime he sits at one, it instanly gets the BSOD(Blue Screen of Death).
- Chuck Norris doesn't wear a belt, he commands his pants to stand up.
- Once, Chuck Norris had a fever. Now we have Global Warming.
- Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won.
- Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
I would post ALOT more but I want to hear you guys first.
"When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", he was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing." 
