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15.07.13 06:10:38 am
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Xirot
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Post your own funny joke in a comment

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15.07.13 07:13:42 am
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Ahmad
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What the..?!
Were you drunk when you wrote the joke? lol.
15.07.13 08:18:39 am
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Chingy
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I don't really think this is a good idea because there will be people who might not understand the joke. It's not because they have no emotions or stuff like that. It's something that I noticed at the people around me that I've spend time with in other countrys and in Germany.

I'll explain it like this:
UserA from CountryA reads the joke posted by UserF from CountryF which was translated from Language_CountryF into English.

UserA doesn't speak fluent English and doesn't understand it that good, which might be already a factor for not understanding the joke at the beginning. Therefore he asks if someone might explain it.

Now UserF explains it to UserA, the joke which is well known in CountryF, he tries to translate it from Language_CountryF into English. UserF is learning English since 4 years so his English isn't the best yet, but improving (As we know that there are a lot of kids on Unrealsoftware posting we assume UserF is 15 years old).


If we estimate the mistakes that might happen during the translation we can assume that the other person will understand it after 2 or 3 tried explanations. Now guess how it will be when up to 20 users know maybe 3 or more jokes (or just google some). Not to mention about the flaming and trolling parts of the thread.

The thread would be a really mess and hard to read through. It would be closed in up to 4 days.
15.07.13 12:16:32 pm
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That first sentence in bold is not needed. You made a title, which everyone read.
I have no idea what that joke meant. For me it was "I go in taxi, drive, taxi, man hit taxi, do not rush when driving"

Ha ha ha... Ha... Chingy is right. I couldn't get anything you wrote.
15.07.13 12:19:14 pm
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palomino
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Mosquitos are like tax agents, they suck your blood out and leave you alone only after you die.
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15.07.13 12:43:45 pm
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Avo
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What kind of bees does make milk? Boo-bees.

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15.07.13 03:48:28 pm
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Xirot
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Well , user Chingy:'s right , I tried to translate a joke. I failed that's all.
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15.07.13 10:25:18 pm
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J4x
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What does a blind cloud says to another blind cloud?
- I which I cloud see
*ba dum tss*
15.07.13 10:58:40 pm
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TheMysticRaccoon
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@user J4x: The only funny thing is , that your grammar suck more than your joke...
16.07.13 02:35:09 am
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Ahmad
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@user Xirot: Can you send it to me in arabic? I'll try to make it understandable.

Is it that joke where the taxi man tricks the drunk man and makes car sounds so the drunk man thinks the car is moving?
16.07.13 04:14:13 am
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3RROR
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there is car
then boooom!!
xDDd lol lmaooo 1111!
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16.07.13 05:22:28 am
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pupp3tStudios
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house. Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
16.07.13 06:31:34 am
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Xirot
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Can you send it to me in arabic? I'll try to make it understandable

Don't try to.
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there is car
then boooom!!
xDDd lol lmaooo 1111!

Guess what ,you're so funny..
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16.07.13 10:21:07 am
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In the forrest, the animals have nothing to eat and its one of the coldest winter that they have lived, so the lion decided to call all the animals to give them the news that they have nothing to eat and they will have to eat eachother, but 1st, each 1 must search for jokes and on the next day they will tell them infront of everyone. If someone doesn't laugh, they eat him.

The lion prepared the stage meanwhile everybody was searching everywhere, internet, books, asking older animals etc. etc. and so on the next day, they started telling them. 1 died, 1 didn't and so on untill the rabit's turn came. He told his joke and everybody laughed his ass off exept for the girafe, he stood there like a retarded animal, as if he didn't even understand if he was talking so the lion said "well sorry rabit, but the girafe didn't laugh, it seems we have to eat you" *knife sound* so he cut his throat and trew him to the kitchen. A new animal stood on the stage and before he had ended telling his joke, the girafe fell into a hysterical laugh. Everybody started asking him why is he laughing and then he replied - "I understood the rabit's joke!"

Don't complain about the gramer u lil shts k.
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16.07.13 05:38:21 pm
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3RROR
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user Xirot has written:
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there is car
then boooom!!
xDDd lol lmaooo 1111!

Guess what ,you're so funny..

tyvm
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16.07.13 06:45:20 pm
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Yates
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user 3RROR has written:
there is car
then boooom!!
xDDd lol lmaooo 1111!

booOOoOoOOoMMmMM~~11!1!1

/picias
16.07.13 10:13:00 pm
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J4x
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@user TheMysticRaccoon: Seems you didn't get the joke...
BTW:
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The only funny thing is , that your grammar suck more than your joke
Tell me more about your perfect writing skills.
16.07.13 10:28:17 pm
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Assassin moder
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I fart, what a stink... like chicken which cross the road...

@user J4x: I get the joke
16.07.13 10:37:02 pm
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Xirot
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user Assassin moder: Not funny , at all.
My own joke :
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17.07.13 02:43:46 am
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krabob
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You guys. So funny. Please keep these jokes coming.
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