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11.11.10 07:59:52 pm
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Indiana266
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No, he had so much blood and guts on him you couldn't see him.
Listen, hear anything? I don't.
13.11.10 03:36:20 am
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Yamaxanadu
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@Indiana there is not flame war....just Shanghaimi is trying to put pressure on everyone who is reaplying on his actions...its called overwhelming....but i fear he wont go so far couse he already seems to be violating the rules...

strange but somehow his attitude seems to be like @Sunny's but more agressive...

He just wants to make people think that he is smart...rather than prooving it he will just re-quote this and say something else in a rather agressive but stable way.

Here is an example of *A normal ordinary ballon will be inflated with Oxygen and it will start to grow....and ofcourse the ammount can pop anytime soon...*

Edit: But what i really dont understand is Why is he on this thread then? Earlier he said *Chuck Sucks because he Doesn't Exist* - Okay...he said his words... why not leave if you dont like them? why stay?

I said *Shanghaimi does not belive in Chuck Norris couse Chuck to his candy away...*Like a candy from a BABY* * - That was not in ANY agressive way...i was just following the thread and there it happen. (He must of thought i was insluting him?)

@Shanghaimi - Did you even have an imagination? You cant tell the difference between the fantasy and real world? (If your so serious why stay on this thread* What good does it give you to stay on it? (I know your just saying what you want but you dont have to be SO agressive...) and also Why use words like *S**t*?

if you dont like Chuck Norris,if you think we are all kids,if you dont like jokes about CN, THEN why stay ON the thread? Ever hear of this sentence *You dont like us - We dont like you* yes/no? if yes then you may now understand if no then i am sorry you must read it on Wiki.


*Whistle*

a Job Well Done
Back in business, and I'll try not to be the Enigmatic asshole that i used to be....I hope
13.11.10 12:41:44 pm
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Chuck Norris was wrong once. When he thought he was wrong.
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13.11.10 09:08:22 pm
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CmDark
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Chuck Norris once knocked out a man with his roundhouse kick, the man- enlightened set out on the path to world domination. This man was hitler.
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13.11.10 10:34:54 pm
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chuck norris is my son

well dont cry , take an apple >cookie
14.11.10 10:05:53 am
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Gholan
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l0l

when chuck norris does a pushup he does'nt move but the whole earth moves
14.11.10 12:31:41 pm
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Night Till Death
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Chuck Norris invinted NOCLIP
15.11.10 06:50:04 am
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Chuck Norris wakes up the clock in the morning.
15.11.10 07:09:24 am
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Chuck Norris is actually the older brother of God!
If the Ministry of Health put it in boxes of cigarettes, no one would dare (!) smoking.
300 SECONDS: Actually they were not 300, it was just a Spartano.Chuck Norris lost his virginity before leaving the womb.
Chuck Norris can drown in a soap bubble.
Chuck Norris can play basketball in foosball.
Chuck Norris hacked NASA with the world's first computer at age 8.
Chuck Norris is so badass that can turn a paperclip into an Iphone.
There was a bomb on Nagasaki. Chuck Norris jumped from a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris has 57 laps Schumacher on top of the car using the Flintstones
Chuck Norris does not drink from the bottle, he twists the bottle.
Chuck Norris wins the mirror on the odd or even, choosing odd.
Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when she gave a Roundhouse Kick to get out of the belly of her mother.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he leaves the light on for fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Bob's. He was granted.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Three times, the last back to front.
Ministry of Health warns: Those who smoke risk their lives. Chuck Norris hates cigarette.
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. The problem is that he is so macho that there never cries. Never!
There are thousands of emos trying to ruin the article jealous of Chuck Norris.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris's leg. After five days in terrible pain and hallucinations, the snake died.
Chuck is male so he can make the sun stop.
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17.11.10 04:54:16 am
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pupp3tStudios
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Haha you weirdo with your Chuck Norris jokes
22.11.10 02:57:47 am
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This one meakes me ROFLALAPMASTC (Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Laughing And Pissing Myself And Scaring The Cat)
ManuCrazy has written:
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he leaves the light on for fear of Chuck Norris.
22.11.10 02:54:41 pm
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when chuck norris looked into a mirror, the mirror explodes
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14.03.11 05:34:02 pm
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chuck norris has being finnaly pwned
14.03.11 05:34:48 pm
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When Chuck Norris sees Mephiles post, Mephiles will die.
14.03.11 07:55:13 pm
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DC is Chuck Norris.
14.03.11 07:59:16 pm
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Mephiles has written:
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chuck norris has being finnaly pwned

In Chuck Norris, he hits the oar.
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14.03.11 08:09:24 pm
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oxytamine has written:
DC is Chuck Norris.

Lol?
14.03.11 08:17:43 pm
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HEEEEEEADSHOOOOOOOT
14.03.11 08:22:56 pm
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if cockroaches can survive a nuke and Chuck Norris survives a nuke. Logically thinking it is possible that Chuck Norris is a cockroach but it's not necessary.

this comment is stupid shit but philosophy behind it is actually very interesting.

-if Chuck Norris was a singer in a heavy metal band, he wouldn't need amplifier because his voice is so fucking powerful. However he wouldnt need to sing because he makes people deaf without opening his mouth
- Ozzy Osbourne isn't the prince of darkness - Chuck Norris is.
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ps great now i sound like one of them fantasy wizards...
They make sense, you talk bullshit.
14.03.11 08:47:29 pm
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oxytamine has written:
DC is Chuck Norris.


I think that concludes this topic
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