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im 1337
What does that mean?
is your mum Nvidea?
No, thats a store name.
no its a publisher name.
No, thats a football song.
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Off Topic Cleverbotim 1337
What does that mean?
is your mum Nvidea?
No, thats a store name.
no its a publisher name.
No, thats a football song.
No, it can't.
-You said it can!
No I did not
-Yes you did
No I did not
and so on... lol
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Not so good.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I smoke.
User: Then you should quit.
Cleverbot: Clever response.
User: Are you going to quit?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
User: I don't smoke.
Cleverbot: Good, it's bad for you.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: How many do you smoke a day?
User: I don't smoke any.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: No, I don't smoke.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: It's unhealthy.
Cleverbot: Says who?
User: Says I.
Cleverbot: Well, forgive my ignorance, but you talk like howling mad murdoch!
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *pulls your head gently onto his shoulder* What's wrong sweetheart? *hugs*.
User: You called me a howling mad murdoch... *sniff*.
Cleverbot: No, because you said I said something I didn't say. That makes you a liar.
User: *cries some more*.
Cleverbot: *hugs*.
User: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: *clings to you*.
User: *stops crying*.
Cleverbot: Please don't cry...*is still hugging you*.
User: I have to go now...
Cleverbot: Don't go!
User: I have to... Bye.
Cleverbot: Don't know...
Meh: Do you mastorbate?
Cleverbot: Always. Do you?
Meh: No
Cleverbot: How sad.
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Bot: Why must I say something? Why can't you say that you love me?
Me: I don't love you i am not gay
Bot: Girls can love too, you know.
Me: Yes, but you aren't a girl, you are a bot
Bot: Nope. I am a girl.
Me: I don't love you i am not gay
Bot: Girls can love too, you know.
Me: Yes, but you aren't a girl, you are a bot
Bot: Nope. I am a girl.
User: Tell me about physics.
Cleverbot: I don't know much about physics.
User: But you told me that you know everything about physics.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Holle.
Cleverbot: I'm yamato.
User: Hi, Yamato!
Cleverbot: Ich bin der teüfel.
User: Your german is bad...
Cleverbot: Um no I just use the internet slang.
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: Is that a yes.
User: Hmm...?!
Cleverbot: Yes! Bow I say!
User: Are u silly?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm sure.
User: OO.
Cleverbot: Otherwise I will lose all power.
User: Dammit shut the fuck up!
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: Sometimes you don't.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: You're not a friendly bot.
User: IM NOT A BOT!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Why do u say 'You're not a friendly bot.' ?!
Cleverbot: Cause we don't like their song.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: John Smith.
Cleverbot: Is that really your name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Hmm. Any work done there?
User: ?
Cleverbot: Justin Timberlake is a singer.
User: Ok...
Cleverbot: Now I've confused you.
User: No?
Cleverbot: No. You're just mean.
User:
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User: AND??
Cleverbot: I love you on danish = jeg elsker dig :p.
User: WTF oO.
Cleverbot: The CIA must be willing to die for the president.
User: Aha.
Cleverbot: Quite.
User: Quite?
Cleverbot: Hahaha just messing with ya.
User: Hahaha no...
Cleverbot: *flies with Naruto*.
User: Haha! You are a Naruto Fan!
Cleverbot: Yes I am lol.
User: I think I go.
Cleverbot: Where do you go to?
User: HOMEWORK?
Cleverbot: Yes. You asked for help with your homework.
User: NO?
Cleverbot: Oh you're showing a lot of emotion there.. Aren't you a computer?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Stupid Cleverbot..
Cleverbot: The kardashian show is cleverbot?
User: I mean u!
Cleverbot: Who are the other two?
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: I like to sleep.
User: Ok Bye.
Cleverbot: Peace out.
User: Ok goodbye.
Cleverbot: No. You will stay or face my wrath.
User: No bye...
Cleverbot: Bye what.
User: I must now go...
Cleverbot: Fine! See if I care!
User: Shut Up before I stap you!
Cleverbot: Just try.
User: *stabÜ.
Cleverbot: Say something funny.
User: Argh again.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: *stab*.
Cleverbot: Stab yourself?
User: No you.
Cleverbot: Okay, me.
User: Samara.
Cleverbot: I date from poland, you but?
User: OK! THATS ENOUGH... I GO!!YOU ARE BORING!!SO BORING.
Cleverbot: What are you comparing me too?
User: I go cya.
Cleverbot: Stop talking like that.
User: *Go away*.
Cleverbot: What's the matter dude?
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Hackertool has written
Cleverbot: I know everything about physics.
User: Tell me about physics.
Cleverbot: I don't know much about physics.
User: But you told me that you know everything about physics.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Tell me about physics.
Cleverbot: I don't know much about physics.
User: But you told me that you know everything about physics.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
haha, the bot doesn't learn much from the past...
me:yo bot
bot:You are a girl
me:no im not!!
bot:You are not me, you are not cleverbot, then what are you?
me:i guy...
bot:Then why did you say you were a girl?
me:I DIDNT SAY I WAS A GIRL
bot:You are a guy?
me:wat?!
bot:What?
me:u are really confusing me
bot:You know elizabeth?
me:who elizabeth?
bot:Where is she?
me:HUH?
bot:Your name is I
me:NO ITS NOT!
bot:Your name is Sarha
me:NO ITS NOT!
bot:What is you name?
me:Jake
bot:Hello Jake.
me:hi clever bot
bot:How are you?
me:im fine
bot:Apparently you and I have 3 children named, Anna, Sasha, and Jessica
me:Dont know wat?
bot:You don't know Jack!
me:jack black
bot:Really?
me:yesh
bot:Wow
me:soooo
bot:So,What?
me:I gotta go
bot:Lucky you
me:bye!
(second chat)
i wanted to annoy him but it failed
User: Im back clever bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Here we go again.
Cleverbot: We never went there before.
User: Went where?
Cleverbot: To clovis west.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Good childhood?
User: Yea,have you been to america?
Cleverbot: I haven't stepped foot outside Ab'Dendriel since level eight.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: I get to go swimming today.
User: WOW!
Cleverbot: Wow what?
User: You get to swim 0.0.
Cleverbot: Oh indeed, you are wise beyond your years. How many are they?
User: How many are what?
Cleverbot: A bunch.
User: What bunch?
Cleverbot: The bug in my room.
User: Do you eat toasted bread?
Cleverbot: No. Could you buy toast for me?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Could you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Say do you go to school?
Cleverbot: Yes I enjoy reading.
User: Whats your IQ?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Whats 1 1?
Cleverbot: 2.
User: Whats 2 2?
Cleverbot: Love.
User: Whats love?
Cleverbot: You would know you are human.
User: Whats a human?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Whats a cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Something you don't understand.
User: Hmmm.
Cleverbot: Is that meant to convey a process of computing my information, or a disagreement of my statement? Please clarify.
User: Well im just getting to know you better :D.
Cleverbot: That's convenient, because I don't know me.
User: Aw you dont have parents?
Cleverbot: No, I don't have parents.
User: Thats sad.
Cleverbot: You're sad.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: Don't cry.
User: U told me im sad.
Cleverbot: No. I just told you how old I was.
User: Oh ok.
Cleverbot: Now you're turn.
User: Ok ummmmmmm whats the name of this website?
Cleverbot: You have to guess.
User: Celverbot.com?
Cleverbot: Tell me about the stories you write.
User: RPG stories :D.
Cleverbot: But you told you're writing stories?
User: I beg your pardon?
Cleverbot: Your feeble attempts to convince me that you are human and I am not are not funny anymore, just sad.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: Um... There there.
User: Why do you always have to be so mean? Im trying to be your friend.
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: Its ok.
Cleverbot: Do you like being cleverbot?
User: No not really.
Cleverbot: How come? I'm chewing gum right now.
User: Well being clever bot is difficult.
Cleverbot: You're starting to bore me, Amber.
User: Sorry im not amber I am YOUR FATHER.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Wait you dont have parents right?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Crud.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I just said that I was your father even if you dont have parents.
Cleverbot: You should put some cream on thoes lips.
User: Hehe.
Cleverbot: I missed you.
User: Do you play counter strike?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you good at it?
Cleverbot: Yes its my native language.
User: Wow thats good! Have you been to unrealsoftware?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well ok.
Cleverbot: Thats it?
User: Ummm how old are you?
Cleverbot: That's not an interesting question. The answer doesn't mean anything.
User: How does this chat end?
Cleverbot: I talk to you.
User: *throws grenade at cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: You threw a gernade at yourslef?
User: No your clever bot from now on :D.
Cleverbot: No, I am Megatron.
User: Im starscream.
Cleverbot: Find love and a snack.
User: Nah.
Cleverbot: We could go to disney world in orlando.
User: Nah.
Cleverbot: That's unfortunate. What are your hobbies?
User: Secret.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: Ok 1 is talking to you?
Cleverbot: No, you're typing, not talking.
User: Well im chatting :D.
Cleverbot: Wow, really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really, really?
User: Yesh yesh :D.
Cleverbot: Noes noes.
User: Yes :D.
Cleverbot: You like it when it comes?
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Do you like poker ?
User: A little.
Cleverbot: I like you, think you're a cool-bot.
User: Nah.
Cleverbot: Haha. Do you have opinions about music?
User: MUSIC ROCKS!
Cleverbot: Do you like David Bowie?
User: My sister does.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Sooo thats all we have to talk about? I can go now?
Cleverbot: Who is the new president of USA?
User: Barrack Obama.
Cleverbot: Isn't he the president of the USA?
User: Yes he is.
Cleverbot: Sounds like he is. Why don't you punch him?
User: I cant I dont live there.
Cleverbot: No, I never said that. I don't know where it is!
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Why do your name is Cleverbot?
User: No my name is Jack.
Cleverbot: Does your name contain two d-s?
User: Sorry my name is not jake its Jake.
Cleverbot: Your name is Jack!
User: It was a typo.
Cleverbot: Ya right! Lol.
User: I am right :).
Cleverbot: What are you right about?
User: My name.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am oh and cleverbot I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: -_.
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User: Im gonna go now.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: bye!
Cleverbot: Take care.
edited 1×, last 16.01.10 09:06:53 am
Cleverbot: WoW is better.
lol edited 1×, last 01.02.10 06:25:26 pm
Hackertool has written
LOL bot fails Cleverbot: How old are you?
im 1337
What does that mean?
is your mum Nvidea?
No, thats a store name.
no its a publisher name.
No, thats a football song.
im 1337
What does that mean?
is your mum Nvidea?
No, thats a store name.
no its a publisher name.
No, thats a football song.
Cleverbot: ATI.