Dvd: IN THIS CHAT WE DESIGN MULTIPLAYER
Dvd: WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO FIRST GUYZ
Fanger: O.o
Xane: I THINK
Dvd: YES XANE? WHAT DO YOU THINK
Xane: WE SHOULD START BY MAKING A PLAYER MODEL
Xane: TWO IN FACT
Dvd: WHY DO WE NEED A PLAYER MODEL, WE ARE USING UDP
Xane: THAT WAY EACH PLAYER CAN FEEL SPECIAL
Dvd: ITS RELIABLE AND DOESNT PROCESS PACKETS IN THE WRONG ORDER
Dvd: NO, WE WILL HANDLE THAT WITH UDP
Xane: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SOUND OPTION
Dvd: ITS OUR SECRET WEAPON
Dvd: UDP WILL ALSO BE HANDLED VIA SOUND
Dvd: IN FACT, WE WILL RECODE THE GAME USING UDP
Dvd: FOR EVERYTHING
Dvd: WE WILL USE UDP FOR MODELS
Dvd: AND SOUNDS
Dvd: AND SPRITES
Dvd: AND TEXTURES
Dvd: NOW YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING; DO I EVEN KNOW WHAT UDP IS?
Dvd: NOPE, BUT THATS WHY IM MAKIN MULTIPLAYER
Dvd: SO I CAN LEARNZ
Rhoso: I WANT TO BE BIG BLACK NATIVE
Dvd: THAT COULD BE UDP SETTING
Fanger: YOU GUYS ARE ANNOYING
Rhoso: U RLY MAKING MULTIPLAYER?
Dvd: YEA 4 SURE
Rhoso: =O
Ominus: WAT
Dvd: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
Ominus: i suck at blitz 3d D;
Ominus: i think its a great idea
Dvd: HENCE WHY WE ARE DOING IT
Rhoso: ominus is a cool name
Ominus: well the game is opensource now so YAY
Ominus:
Dvd: INDEED, SO THAT MEANS EVERYONE WITH NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE DOING CAN CLAIM TO BE MAKING MULTIPLAYER
Dvd: WHEN IN REALITY THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE DOING
Ominus: lol yeh
Rhoso: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK I AM DOING
Rhoso: how about we get some real skills and make stranded 3 ourselves
Ominus: lol
Dvd: WELCOME CRAW IN THIS CHAT WE DESIGN MULTIPLAYER
Xane: WITH UPD
Dvd: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO ADD TO THE CONVERSATION?
The Craww!: Needs blimps. Goodyear blimps.
Rhoso: WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK WE ARE DOING
Dvd: OH YES FO SURE WE SHALL ADD BLIMPS
The Craww!: Blimps will help multiplayer, and scripted STDs, with hobos you can catch them from.
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;Get IP out of String (Advanced with Deriving)
Function udp_ip(ip$)
;Local
If Lower(ip$)="local" Then
ip$="127.0.0.1"
;URL
ElseIf Instr(Lower(ip$),"://") Or Instr(Lower(ip$),"www") Then
;Derive Port from used Protocol
If Instr(Lower(ip$),"://") Then
sep=Instr(ip$,":")
prot$=Left(ip$,sep-1)
prot$=Lower(prot$)
Select prot$
Case "http" port=80
Case "https" port=443
Case "ftp" port=21
Case "ssh" port=22
Case "irc" port=6667
Default port=80
End Select
;On WWW use HTTP Port 80
Else
port=80
EndIf
;Try to Connect and to get the IP
Local tcps=OpenTCPStream(ip$,port)
If tcps<>0 Then
ip$=TCPStreamIP(tcps)
ip$=DottedIP(ip$)
CloseTCPStream(tcps)
EndIf
EndIf
;Empty
If ip$="" Then ip$="127.0.0.1"
;Check IP Format
a1=Instr(ip$,".")
If a1=0 Then Return 0
a2=Instr(ip$,".",a1+1)
If a2=0 Then Return 0
a3=Instr(ip$,".",a2+1)
If a3=0 Then Return 0
;Get Integer IP out of String
a1=Int(Left(ip$,Instr(ip$,".")-1)):ip$=Right(ip$,Len(ip$)-Instr(ip$,"."))
a2=Int(Left(ip$,Instr(ip$,".")-1)):ip$=Right(ip$,Len(ip$)-Instr(ip$,"."))
a3=Int(Left(ip$,Instr(ip$,".")-1)):ip$=Right(ip$,Len(ip$)-Instr(ip$,"."))
a4=Int(ip$)
Return (a1 Shl 24)+(a2 Shl 16)+(a3 Shl 8)+a4
End Function
Rhoso: ahh
Ominus: wrote that just now
Ominus: will it work?
The Craww!: Blimps will help multiplayer, and scripted STDs, with hobos you can catch them from.
Dvd: YES IT WILL WORK
Rhoso: is ominous jesus?
Dvd: I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH CODING THOUGH SO I AM TALKING OUT OF MY ASS WHEN I SAY IT WILL WORK
Dvd: I HAVE TO TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT
Ominus: should work yeh cuz i stol...er made it myself >.>
Ominus: copy paste from source D;
Dvd: lol
The Craww!: I already made multiplayer. A friend and I take turns riding this blimp.
Dvd: oh kool can we have ur scriptz?
The Craww!: It's a goodyear blimp, I don't kno if its vry gud, but its a good year lol.
Ominus: YEAH!
Dvd: ur multiplayer script is a goodyear blimp?
Dvd: i think i understand how dat works
The Craww!: No no no.
The Craww!: My goodyear blimp is a multiplayer blimp script modifier.
Dvd: oh i c
The Craww!: We take turns blimping this script.
Dvd: i like how ominus thinks
Dvd: he copies right out of the source code and posts it as progress on making multiplayer
Dvd: brilliant
Ominus: lol
Dvd: welcome back fanger have you rejoined to discuss making multiplayer using UDP?
Fanger: No
The Craww!: PUD?
The Craww!: Multipudding.
The Craww!: C;
Ominus:
The Craww!: Comultifiplayerblimp.
Ominus: YEAH! totally agree!
Dvd: everyone flies in a blimp
Dvd: no surviving
Dvd: in fact replace the surviving with DM
Dvd: and redo Stranded in ze source engine
The Craww!: No multiplayer either.
The Craww!: That's silly.
Dvd: call it "multiplayer Stranded (half life 2 DM)"
Ominus: LOL
The Craww!: Then the multiblimp explodes. Scattering eight secret shards of blimp power across Hyrule.
Ominus: EPIC
Dvd: then it switches to top down jrpg
Ominus: id play that
Ominus: BLIMP WARS! THE ULTIMATE STRANDED 2
Dvd: and you need to go on an epic singleplayer quest to use multiplayer blimp mode again
The Craww!: And you play a great single player game assembling the multi-blimp. Yeah!
Rhoso: i like cheese cake
The Craww!: I like multiple blimps.
Ominus: i gave up on mp when i looked at the source code lol!!!
Dvd: WHAT?
Dvd: YOU CANT DO THAT OMINUS
Dvd: ominus we had a plan
Dvd: and an idea
Ominus: manypies is hard to code
The Craww!: Pssh, he never released the source code. Not to throw a wrench at you or anything.
Dvd: lol
Ominus: id go for multiplayer, its easyer
The Craww!: But uh, HERE'S YOUR WRENCH TAKE IT.
Dvd: what ur just letting me have the wrench?
Dvd: i thought u were going to throw it at me
The Craww!: No, I'm letting your face have it. Really fast.
Dvd: ahahhaahahahhahahha
Rhoso: we could take gms, and switch out all the textures and models and everything with stranded ones
Dvd: lol
Dvd: perfect
Ominus: YEEAH!
Dvd: in that case, let me bring an expert GMS coder into this chat
Ominus: and release it as stranded 2 mp!
Rhoso: yeah
The Craww!: Yeah!
Rhoso is genius
The Craww!: But no multiplayer.
The Craww!: That's silly.
Dvd: i invited a gms coder to this chat
Ominus: no no, manypies
Dvd: lets see what he thinks
The Craww!: I think you're all screwed without the blimp.
Ominus: hmm, now i feel like making a pie model for stranded!
The Craww!: This blimp is like a hell-cupcake.
Fanger: >_>
The Craww!: Oh hello.
Fanger: yess?
The Craww!: Wrench.
Dvd: WE ARE DESIGNING MULTIPLAYER
The Craww!: At you.
Fanger dodges
The Craww!: Ooooops gottabrbseeyoulaterlolol.
Fluffything: wow really ?
Ominus: multiplayer without miltiplayer! THATS GENIOUS!
Ominus: we could totally do that!
Rhoso: fluffy
Ominus: there im done
Ominus: compiling now
Rhoso: we r taking gms and crappifying the graphics
Dvd: really?
Dvd: you made mp ominus?
Fluffything: lol
Ominus: yes but its singleplayer
Dvd: thats ok
Dvd: we can call it
Dvd: prototype 1
Ominus:
Fluffything:
Dvd: i think that if we all work together, there is no way we cant succeed
Dvd: i am electing myself as project leader
Rhoso: lol
Dvd: and shall pretend to know what im doing
Fluffything: lol
Dvd: btw, udp will work great for multiplayer
Dvd: trust me on this
Ominus: yeh, at the least we could kidnap some blitz basic coders and force them to write the code for us!
Dvd: thats a good idea
Dvd: out of the blimp thinking
Dvd: i like it
Fluffything: i'm up for that lol
The Craww!: Yeah, yeah blimps!
The Craww!: Thank god.
Ominus: lol
The Craww!: I know, right?
Ominus: hmm
Ominus: perhaps if i get high i could code mp by toomorrow!
Ominus: wait, what was i supposed to do again?
Ominus: oh yeh
Ominus: fish
Ominus: yes fish!
Fluffything: epic fish
Dvd: i think that to make multiplayer ze best
Ominus: multiplayer fish!1
Dvd: it should have full support for all mods
Dvd: and no players need to say have compatible mods
Dvd: it just magically makes it work
The Craww!: Yeah. It'll be the best because we want it.
Dvd: possibly through putting the different mods through a caged fight using dice rolls and say, the dnd4.0 combat system
The Craww!: Yeah, and you get to watch! EVERY. TIME.
Dvd: oh yea, on the loading screen
Ominus:
EPIC!
Dvd: brings up like a hex board
Dvd: and you can see the mods fighting over features
Dvd: like which mod generates random islands?
Xane: I love darths and droids
The Craww!: No no no. In game. Just fucking whenever.
The Craww!: Like in the middle of a lion fight.
Dvd: lol
Dvd: suddenly the lions turn into mods
The Craww!: You die, and you have to watch mods die.
The Craww!: Yeah!
Dvd: and start sluggin it out
The Craww!: And KILLS YOU.
Dvd: and as one wins out
Dvd: all of the trees turn into DINOSAURS
The Craww!: You die.
Dvd: INCOMPATIBLE
Ominus: just AWSOME!!!
The Craww!: AND KILL YOU
Dvd: WE ARE DESIGNING MULTIPLAYER
Dvd: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS IDEA
Dvd: (ONE SEC LET ME FIND IT)
Incompatible: FOUNTAINS
Dvd:
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Rhoso: we could take gms, and switch out all the textures and models and everything with stranded ones
Dvd: lol
Dvd: perfect
Ominus: YEEAH!!!
Dvd: in that case, let me bring an expert GMS coder into this chat
Dvd: SEE INCOMPATIBLE?
Incompatible: Who what
Dvd: WE ARE LIKE 50% DONE WITH CODING MULTIPLAYER
Dvd: WE JUST NEED YOU TO DO EVERYTHING ELSE FOR ES
Dvd: US*
Ominus: YEH
Incompatible: Do I get paid
Ominus: sure
Ominus: in dollhairs!
The Craww!: No, we will list your name at the bottom of the thread.
The Craww!: Below mine.
Dvd: you get paid by me taking credit
The Craww!: Cause I had the idea.
Dvd: for everything you do
Incompatible: I'll get right on it
Dvd: awesome
Dvd: NOW LETS GET SOME IDEAS FOR MULTIPLAYER
Dvd: FIRST UP
Dvd: GOOD YEAR BLIMPS
The Craww!: How's multiblimp?
Ominus: OH SHIT GREAT IDEA WITH THE TREES INTO DINOSAURS, JUST MAKE A SCRIPT THAT DETECTS IF PLAYER IS TRYING TO CHEAT AND THEN REPLACE ALL TRESS WITH RAPTORS!
Ominus: OH AND BLOCK THE CHEATS LOL
Dvd: WAIT CHEATING
Dvd: I THINK WE SHOULD ALLOW CHEATING
Dvd: TO MAKE IT BALANCED
Dvd: THAT WAY IF ONE PLAYER DECIDES TO CHEAT
Dvd: EVERYONE ELSE CHEATS
Dvd: AS WELL
Ominus: ok then, CHEATING RAPTORS!!!
Incompatible: If someone isnt cheating the trees turn into raptors
Ominus: even better!
The Craww!: If someone isn't a raptor the trees turn into blimps and raptors. Raptor blimps.
Incompatible: Blimptors
The Craww!: And then they are raptors.
Dvd: maeks sense
Dvd: incompatible we should recode gms using UDP
The Craww!: Always do.
Incompatible: No, use TCP
Dvd: wats dat
Ominus: nah, UDP sounds more awsome!
Incompatible: UDP is for gaming, we want TCP
Dvd: oh k
Dvd: sounds good with me
The Craww!: UDP is for multiplayer. We want blimps.
Ominus: BOSD is even better!
Ominus: i mean
Incompatible: BSoD
Ominus: BSOD!
Ominus: yes
The Craww!: Blue of screen death.
Ominus: that would make mp run much faster!
Dvd: hey guys we should make this for linux only
Ominus: LOL
The Craww!: Yeah.
Ominus: no DOS!
Incompatible: Lets make it for Mac OS 3
Ominus: nah scratch that
The Craww!: Or good old 98, so we can play System Shock 2 at the same time!
Dvd: so guyz back to making multiplayer
Dvd: we could just ask DC to do it for us
Dvd: that makes sense, right?
Incompatible: Lets make it MP, and then SP again
The Craww!: Yeah. He could do it in like a day. He's just lazy.
Ominus: yeh
The Craww!: Bastard.
Ominus: id pay him a billion dollhairs if he did
Incompatible: Pay me a billion dollars and I will do it
Ominus: deal
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