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Harry: Are you fucking serious??
Teacher Lupin: How did you know about Sirius and I?
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Off Topic Jokes Anyone?Harry: Are you fucking serious??
Teacher Lupin: How did you know about Sirius and I?
Elfing hat geschriebenMan: Doctor When I do Thıs My Leg Hurts
Doctor:hmmm then dont do it
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Apple:Mineral
Mineral:Power
Power:Job
Job:money
Money:Girl friend
Girl friend:Stress
Stress:cancer
Cancer:Death
Who wants an apple?
Doctor:hmmm then dont do it
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Apple:Mineral
Mineral:Power
Power:Job
Job:money
Money:Girl friend
Girl friend:Stress
Stress:cancer
Cancer:Death
Who wants an apple?
Has this got aneything to do with Apple and Steve Jobs?
- Carmen, - she replied.
- That's a nice name, - he said warming up the conversation.
- Who named you, your mother?
- No, I named myself, - she answered.
- Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?
- Because I like cars, and I like men, - she said looking directly into his eyes. - And what is your name?
- Mr. Snortscrew.
Jela331: 
Doberman hat geschriebenDwarf Shortage.
man - doc, i dont feel so good
doc- have you been drinking latley?
man - oh yes, but it dosent help
*puts on sunglasses*
are pretty cheesy.
YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Seekay hat geschrieben2 popes are meeting...
Suddenly, made my night.
got that from my playboy mag lol.
There was an old woman resting on her house!
-THere was a fly flying onto the old woman's mouth!
-Oh no! There was a Fly flying onto the old woman's mouth?
-Yes! The Spider try to catch the Fly! It goes to the mouth of the old woman!
-Oh no! The Spider try to catch the Fly! It goes to the mouth of the old woman?
- Yes! The bird try to catch the Spider! It goes to the mouth of the old woman!
-Oh no! The bird try to catch the Spider! It goes to the mouth of the old woman?
-Yes! The Cat try to catch the Bird! It goes to the mouth of the old woman!
-Oh no! The Cat try to catch the Bird! It goes to the mouth of the old woman?
-Yes! The Dog try to catch the Cat! It goes to the mouth of the old woman!
- Oh no! The Dog try to catch the Cat! It goes to the mouth of the old woman?
-Yes! The Cow try to catch the Cat! It goes to the mouth of the old woman!
-Oh no! The Cow try to catch the Cat! It goes to the mouth of the old woman?
- Yes! The Horse try to catch the Cow! It goes to the mouth of the old woman!
-Oh no! The Horse try to catch the Cow! It goes to the mouth of the old woman? The old woman has no life!!
KimKart hat geschrieben Elfing hat geschriebenMan: Doctor When I do Thıs My Leg Hurts
Doctor:hmmm then dont do it
_______________
Apple:Mineral
Mineral:Power
Power:Job
Job:money
Money:Girl friend
Girl friend:Stress
Stress:cancer
Cancer:Death
Who wants an apple?
Doctor:hmmm then dont do it
_______________
Apple:Mineral
Mineral:Power
Power:Job
Job:money
Money:Girl friend
Girl friend:Stress
Stress:cancer
Cancer:Death
Who wants an apple?
Has this got aneything to do with Apple and Steve Jobs?
No since it's not mineral.
Black0ps hat geschriebenI found these on a book!
There was an old woman resting on her house!
-THere was a fly flying onto the old woman's mouth!
-Oh no! There was a Fly flying onto the old woman's mouth?
-Yes! The Spider try to catch the Fly! It goes to the mouth of the old woman!
-Oh no! The Spider try to catch the Fly! It goes to the mouth of the old woman?
- Yes! The bird try to catch the Spider! It goes to the mouth of the old woman!
-Oh no! The bird try to catch the Spider! It goes to the mouth of the old woman?
-Yes! The Cat try to catch the Bird! It goes to the mouth of the old woman!
-Oh no! The Cat try to catch the Bird! It goes to the mouth of the old woman?
-Yes! The Dog try to catch the Cat! It goes to the mouth of the old woman!
- Oh no! The Dog try to catch the Cat! It goes to the mouth of the old woman?
-Yes! The Cow try to catch the Cat! It goes to the mouth of the old woman!
-Oh no! The Cow try to catch the Cat! It goes to the mouth of the old woman?
- Yes! The Horse try to catch the Cow! It goes to the mouth of the old woman!
-Oh no! The Horse try to catch the Cow! It goes to the mouth of the old woman? The old woman has no life!!
There was an old woman resting on her house!
-THere was a fly flying onto the old woman's mouth!
-Oh no! There was a Fly flying onto the old woman's mouth?
-Yes! The Spider try to catch the Fly! It goes to the mouth of the old woman!
-Oh no! The Spider try to catch the Fly! It goes to the mouth of the old woman?
- Yes! The bird try to catch the Spider! It goes to the mouth of the old woman!
-Oh no! The bird try to catch the Spider! It goes to the mouth of the old woman?
-Yes! The Cat try to catch the Bird! It goes to the mouth of the old woman!
-Oh no! The Cat try to catch the Bird! It goes to the mouth of the old woman?
-Yes! The Dog try to catch the Cat! It goes to the mouth of the old woman!
- Oh no! The Dog try to catch the Cat! It goes to the mouth of the old woman?
-Yes! The Cow try to catch the Cat! It goes to the mouth of the old woman!
-Oh no! The Cow try to catch the Cat! It goes to the mouth of the old woman?
- Yes! The Horse try to catch the Cow! It goes to the mouth of the old woman!
-Oh no! The Horse try to catch the Cow! It goes to the mouth of the old woman? The old woman has no life!!
shouldn't the cow get to the Dog and not the Cat?
if hat geschriebenU!@&*!^@*!(@
Curse u Factis, racism is not funny, just so happens i'm Chinese.
Curse u Factis, racism is not funny, just so happens i'm Chinese.
Why in china so many people have small penis and no sense of humor?
