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Others take drugs, but drugs take Chuck Norris



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Women are like tornadoes. They moan like hell and take the whole house with them.
Gasoline is just like sex. Self service is a lot faster, easier, and cheaper.
Chuck Norris just pissed your pants.
When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said say please.
Chuck Norris trained his dog to pick up its own poop because Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from anyone.
If you are running and Chuck Norris is standing, Chuck Norris is faster than you.

SLITHERS always laughs his ass off everytime he sees this: Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird. This joke pleases SLITHERS :3

Thanks What if I put the racist jokes in a spoiler?
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Deleted the racist jokes. Racism is forbidden. Say thanks, that I didn't give you a violation mark for this. /TheKilledDeath

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an arabian,jew and american take flight on an airplane. the arabian throws a stone from the plane.they come off the flight and see a kid crying.they ask him why.he says "a stone hitted my moms head...".
they go fly again.the american throws a refreigerator.they come off,and see the same kid.they ask whey he is crying and he says "a refrigerator killed my mom...".
they go on the final time on the plane.the jew throws a bomb. the go down and see the kid laughing. they ask him "what now?"he says "i farted in the toilet and my neighbors house exploded!".

haha?

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Chuck Norris can make Chinese version Mini Golf Madness in 0,0000000001 seconds, or less.

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There are others who can too


i meant Chuck can do it without DC giving any version of the game , even for testing.

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In an accident (like a car crash) 99% of people run away from danger.

A special few (fools) run towards it (and get killed for being idiots)!

However, Chuck Norris runs straight through it to get to the Dunkin Donuts across the street

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Much correctly, Chuck Norris canplay the last non-bugged non-BETA non-alpha version of CC, even if the Beta is not released yet!
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Yeap, so as Chuck Norris can visit the time BEFORE Big Bang was created. by Xt3ND3d

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Chuck Norris is more and less thana time machineat the same time.

Chuck Norris can knock out Christian God faster then Jewish God. But still - he knocks all Gods.

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This is
1. Racism
2. Dumb
3. A bad joke like the most of your nearly sexicsm/racism jokes. Woah, i forgotten yor chuck norris jokes. They are bad too. Make nice and funny jokes where we can laugh about it. But this not funny, not even a little bit.
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