You have played Stranded II too much when...
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Stranded II General You have played Stranded II too much when... 
255- You think you can a fish with a piece of string everytime.
256- You had cookies for breakfast.
257- If you kill an animal/person you hate, you smack its bed or other "respawn point" until it falls through the ground to make sure it doesnt respawn anymore.
258-You can shoot few little rocks at once with slingshot and their formation doesnt change when they hit the ground.
230: You expect to get fried fish when you roast a fish over a fire.
231: You keep EVERYTHING in one rucksack.
232: You carry said rucksack EVERYWHERE.
262) You nearly had a heart attack when you found out there are more than 5 types of fruit.
263) After discovering the apples and peaches you relised this was a mod.
265: You are amazed to see your face.
266: You believe that the coconut trees you see on the beaches don't bear fruit. (Yes, I do mean those lumber-bearing ingame coconut trees xD)
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268: ...you've signed in here.
269: ...you're able to write a post like "sirrus" on the 25.05.08.
270: ...your nick is "Mc Leaf".
271: ...you guess, you're able to make a brand new mod (and of course you do not).
272: ...you're just able to answer the question of this thread.
Edit: heck, its 6 in the morning
276: When you bitch at DC to make multiplayer
277: When you put players all over your map and called it multiplayer
278: When you wonder why your imaginary stranded 3 tamed raptor threw you off its back while you were shooting monkeys with poison rockets
279: When you stick scotch tape and a rock to your left mouse button,went downstairs and watched TV for 10 minutes then went back to your computer to see your progress of striking a boulder with your bare hands- idea from Builder
280: When you think there's a hidden mutiplayer in the game since there's
actually a chat (press enter then you'll see what talking about)
281: You're surprised to see a White villager without a purple mask on
282: You think you can go up to a black guy in a forest and expect him to give you stuff if you trade bread with him
283:You think every black guy has a defense tower and will shoot you if you're a stranger
285. You think that grain fully grows in maximum four days.
286. When you want to build well you just place stones and pebbles in place. It will become full of water when you end building.
287. You trying to catch 20 butterflies, beacuse you want to take log to your backpack.
288. When you try to build a hammer youre surprised to realize that you need something to stick stone to branch.
289. You think that every stone will be the same good to make spear or hammer.
290. When you stand up you go out home to forest, punch tree to get branches, look for stones, make spears and start hunting.
291. When on hunting you see deer, yuo think: "Who instaled that mod!"
292. When your parent ask you to make fire, you answer: "First i must build shelter"
293. You are surprised when you are punching tree and branches and leaves dont automatically go to your rucksack.
294. When you punching tree you are surprised that branches are not falling. When you wake up in hospital and doctor tells you that big branch hit you on head, you think: "Super-realistic mod"
295. When your mother asks you to tidy up your room, you punch everything that long, until it goes down under floor.
296. When you go for a trip to a forest, you make shelter, campfire, storage, hut, tree hut, hammock, big storage, well, fence your little camp, and go into forest to search for grain and sheep. Some vine will be good too.
EwokChieftain has written
They do! Everything else is a misbelief.
In third world countries, for example in southern and eastern Africa and on the Phillipines, freighters are often raided. With Zodiacs and firearms instead of sailing vessels and sabers, and often combined with hijacking.
he said GHOST SHIPS E_net4 has written
58: You think pirates still exist.
They do! Everything else is a misbelief.
In third world countries, for example in southern and eastern Africa and on the Phillipines, freighters are often raided. With Zodiacs and firearms instead of sailing vessels and sabers, and often combined with hijacking.
297. You drive yacht every day in hope you'll get stranded
i will make diamond rocks in stranded!"
