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oxytamine
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- How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning.

- What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
- A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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@user Ahmad:
Okay it works now. Initially forgot about it since Oxy2D has moved to a new location. I'm waiting for delegation of unrealbash.org.
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are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.

Don't be like a..... don't be Russian.

And you should be less Polish.

This was actually a joke based on a cliché. Well done.

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user Chingy hat geschrieben
user Infinite Rain hat geschrieben
user Ahmad hat geschrieben
user Chingy hat geschrieben
user Iceath hat geschrieben
are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.

Don't be like a..... don't be Russian.

And you should be less Polish.

This was actually a joke based on a cliché. Well done.

I just quote this shit to stack more quotes.

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user Chingy hat geschrieben
user Infinite Rain hat geschrieben
user Ahmad hat geschrieben
user Chingy hat geschrieben
user Iceath hat geschrieben
are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.

Don't be like a..... don't be Russian.

And you should be less Polish.

This was actually a joke based on a cliché. Well done.

I just quote this shit to stack more quotes.

Why are you doing this? This is going out of control!

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user Chingy hat geschrieben
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user Chingy hat geschrieben
user Infinite Rain hat geschrieben
user Ahmad hat geschrieben
user Chingy hat geschrieben
user Iceath hat geschrieben
are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.

Don't be like a..... don't be Russian.

And you should be less Polish.

This was actually a joke based on a cliché. Well done.

I just quote this shit to stack more quotes.

Why are you doing this? This is going out of control!

We should really stop it.

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user Infinite Rain hat geschrieben
user Chingy hat geschrieben
user oxytamine hat geschrieben
user Chingy hat geschrieben
user Infinite Rain hat geschrieben
user Ahmad hat geschrieben
user Chingy hat geschrieben
user Iceath hat geschrieben
are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.

Don't be like a..... don't be Russian.

And you should be less Polish.

This was actually a joke based on a cliché. Well done.

I just quote this shit to stack more quotes.

Why are you doing this? This is going out of control!

We should really stop it.

Yes, I completely agree with you.

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user Chingy hat geschrieben
user Infinite Rain hat geschrieben
user Chingy hat geschrieben
user oxytamine hat geschrieben
user Chingy hat geschrieben
user Infinite Rain hat geschrieben
user Ahmad hat geschrieben
user Chingy hat geschrieben
user Iceath hat geschrieben
are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.

Don't be like a..... don't be Russian.

And you should be less Polish.

This was actually a joke based on a cliché. Well done.

I just quote this shit to stack more quotes.

Why are you doing this? This is going out of control!

We should really stop it.

Yes, I completely agree with you.

You guys are so childish..
Ohaz you must ban them all!

alt It's raining bans, hallelujah!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Maybe it was very sad.
Maybe the chicken knew what dangers roads are.
Maybe it knew what would exactly happen if it would be standing on the road, while a car is driving towards it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the "other" side...

R.I.P.

Meh, this wasn't a joke. Don't know any good ones. Only 12-year-old penis jokes and some German insiders.

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@user Seekay: That "other" side made me laugh. 4th joke that is good in this thread. @below: I didn't get "stupid German - Russian - less Polish" "joke". Explaining jokes is the worst and the most senseless thing, but could anyone explain it to me?

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Spoiler >

You should use spoilers and quotes inside. It would give a better effect. *le spoilero&quoto mix gives more fun. People would have to click on them what would be more annoying. You just did it wrong.
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