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17.07.13 03:58:57 am
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Medeiros
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What's the different between a pizza and a j... ok I'm out of this thread.
17.07.13 05:23:15 am
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oxytamine
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- How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning.

- What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
- A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
17.07.13 07:07:05 am
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Ahmad
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@user oxytamine: Just fix the Unreal Bash website.
17.07.13 07:45:56 am
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oxytamine
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@user Ahmad:
Okay it works now. Initially forgot about it since Oxy2D has moved to a new location. I'm waiting for delegation of unrealbash.org.
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17.07.13 11:12:38 am
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Ahmad
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It still shows the nginx.org thingy.
Good luck with unrealbash.org.
17.07.13 04:34:27 pm
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Occasus
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There should be a "Ba Dum Tss" feature.
Stories are made individuality, one way or another.
17.07.13 05:49:27 pm
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3RROR
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there is plane
then boooom!!
xDDd lol lmaooo 1111!
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17.07.13 06:30:42 pm
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Iceath
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are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much
17.07.13 11:54:18 pm
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Chingy
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user Iceath has written:
are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.
18.07.13 12:05:04 am
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Ahmad
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user Chingy has written:
user Iceath has written:
are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.

Don't be like a..... don't be Russian.
18.07.13 12:15:54 am
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Infinite Rain
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user Ahmad has written:
user Chingy has written:
user Iceath has written:
are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.

Don't be like a..... don't be Russian.

And you should be less Polish.
A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you. You will only look with your eyes and see the recompense of the wicked. - Psalm 91:7-8 ESV
18.07.13 12:28:03 am
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Chingy
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user Infinite Rain has written:
user Ahmad has written:
user Chingy has written:
user Iceath has written:
are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.

Don't be like a..... don't be Russian.

And you should be less Polish.

This was actually a joke based on a cliché. Well done.
18.07.13 12:34:51 am
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oxytamine
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user Chingy has written:
user Infinite Rain has written:
user Ahmad has written:
user Chingy has written:
user Iceath has written:
are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.

Don't be like a..... don't be Russian.

And you should be less Polish.

This was actually a joke based on a cliché. Well done.

I just quote this shit to stack more quotes.
18.07.13 01:00:27 am
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Chingy
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user oxytamine has written:
user Chingy has written:
user Infinite Rain has written:
user Ahmad has written:
user Chingy has written:
user Iceath has written:
are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.

Don't be like a..... don't be Russian.

And you should be less Polish.

This was actually a joke based on a cliché. Well done.

I just quote this shit to stack more quotes.

Why are you doing this? This is going out of control!
18.07.13 01:28:42 am
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Infinite Rain
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user Chingy has written:
user oxytamine has written:
user Chingy has written:
user Infinite Rain has written:
user Ahmad has written:
user Chingy has written:
user Iceath has written:
are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.

Don't be like a..... don't be Russian.

And you should be less Polish.

This was actually a joke based on a cliché. Well done.

I just quote this shit to stack more quotes.

Why are you doing this? This is going out of control!

We should really stop it.
A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you. You will only look with your eyes and see the recompense of the wicked. - Psalm 91:7-8 ESV
18.07.13 02:46:37 am
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Chingy
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user Infinite Rain has written:
user Chingy has written:
user oxytamine has written:
user Chingy has written:
user Infinite Rain has written:
user Ahmad has written:
user Chingy has written:
user Iceath has written:
are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.

Don't be like a..... don't be Russian.

And you should be less Polish.

This was actually a joke based on a cliché. Well done.

I just quote this shit to stack more quotes.

Why are you doing this? This is going out of control!

We should really stop it.

Yes, I completely agree with you.
18.07.13 03:21:53 am
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Ahmad
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user Chingy has written:
user Infinite Rain has written:
user Chingy has written:
user oxytamine has written:
user Chingy has written:
user Infinite Rain has written:
user Ahmad has written:
user Chingy has written:
user Iceath has written:
are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.

Don't be like a..... don't be Russian.

And you should be less Polish.

This was actually a joke based on a cliché. Well done.

I just quote this shit to stack more quotes.

Why are you doing this? This is going out of control!

We should really stop it.

Yes, I completely agree with you.

You guys are so childish..
Ohaz you must ban them all!
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Seekay
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Maybe it was very sad.
Maybe the chicken knew what dangers roads are.
Maybe it knew what would exactly happen if it would be standing on the road, while a car is driving towards it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the "other" side...

R.I.P.

Meh, this wasn't a joke. Don't know any good ones. Only 12-year-old penis jokes and some German insiders.
I know a good slipgate to shove you in
18.07.13 12:17:05 pm
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Avo
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@user Seekay: That "other" side made me laugh. 4th joke that is good in this thread. @below: I didn't get "stupid German - Russian - less Polish" "joke". Explaining jokes is the worst and the most senseless thing, but could anyone explain it to me?

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Spoiler >

You should use spoilers and quotes inside. It would give a better effect. *le spoilero&quoto mix gives more fun. People would have to click on them what would be more annoying. You just did it wrong.
18.07.13 01:27:01 pm
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the gays house.




*knock knock*
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