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12.05.12 08:05:34 am
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MikuAuahDark
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well soetimes i can't open anything exept PB and LS. i just suggest:
1. you said can't open IE right, so use another browser
2. did you trying what user Apache uwu said?
user Apache uwu has written:
Start -> Run -> Cmd -> ping 74.125.225.64
i make it more clear, Press Windows Key and R > type "cmd" without quotes at there > then type "ping <site you want to ping>" without quotes and change <site you want to ping> to what site you want to ping > see, if it works. i don't know the next, but if not(it says Request Timed Out) check the site address, if exists, well, you have modem problem.
solution: change your modem.
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12.05.12 10:09:55 am
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Julia D14M0ND-H34RT
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Damn, Just give the answer or don't reply! What the hell, MY internet is not working.
People saying random word in here. I said I want help. IF you are a good person, give the damn answer , if you don't want to help, Get the hell out this thread. Omg.
Only this people helped me and I know their mind is clear:
@user Apache uwu:
@user MikuAuahDark:
I'm Julia. I always tried to make maps, I always failed. Trolls always broke my heart giving negative comments. They didn't think positive. I never succeed to make a good map. I never did. Then I met a nice person named BcY. He's only I love.
12.05.12 10:34:33 am
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Surplus
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Why don't you just go to a Turkish forum?
12.05.12 04:51:58 pm
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Julia D14M0ND-H34RT
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Because my country is fill with assholes that can't stay without insulting, saying ZAAA XDDXDXDXDDXDXd and somethings. They are bullies. And I want help from someone that is ''not idiot''
I'm Julia. I always tried to make maps, I always failed. Trolls always broke my heart giving negative comments. They didn't think positive. I never succeed to make a good map. I never did. Then I met a nice person named BcY. He's only I love.
12.05.12 05:08:31 pm
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user Julia D14M0ND-H34RT has written:
And I want help from someone that is ''not idiot''

Then Unreal Software is not the right place for you.

Don't mind this, IGNORE >
12.05.12 05:11:32 pm
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Yates
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@user Medeiros: We have a saying for that in Holland. Yet I wouldn't feel right laughing on my own ;P

Any Dutch people here?
12.05.12 05:23:31 pm
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Alistaire
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user Yates has written:
Any Dutch people here?


Post the joke already
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12.05.12 05:26:50 pm
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Yates
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Me nao get banned

Het enige recht van een vrouw is het aanrecht.
12.05.12 07:42:13 pm
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Seekay
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... I understand that even though I can't speak dutch.

Germanic languages are fucking awesome.
Wash your hands! :­)
12.05.12 08:29:13 pm
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@Seekay -ya wohl, german is awesome language i think so i like it.

@Julia-your brother have called his account girls name(Julia)? Go to kitchen )

Try to speech with your provider-it is provider's mistake,they need delete this problem

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We do NOT accept that. Please stay peaceful here! /ohaz rules §3.1 - No Posts which offend/provoke/insult other people or groups (flame)
13.05.12 03:30:56 am
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user Ultimate programmer has written:
@Seekay -ya wohl, german is awesome language i think so i like it.

He said Germanic languages. German isn't the only Germanic language, don't confuse that.
13.05.12 07:56:42 am
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It's the firewall. Unblock IE, Xfire, MSN, CS2D, etc. from the firewall.

And seriously, use Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox. Internet Explorer isn't really that fast.

If you're problem is done, make us some sandwich.
13.05.12 01:33:55 pm
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Julia D14M0ND-H34RT
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Did it, thanks! Thank you so much.
Internet explorer is okay, some programs are back but it still didn't fixed;
Xfire
MSN
MW3 Online (For my son.)
Half sandwich and a 2 cookies for you!
cookies
@user Obviously Exactly Myself: is a genius.
So I need a different way to fix these programs:
Xfire, MSN and MW3 Online
I'm Julia. I always tried to make maps, I always failed. Trolls always broke my heart giving negative comments. They didn't think positive. I never succeed to make a good map. I never did. Then I met a nice person named BcY. He's only I love.
14.05.12 01:35:32 am
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Ahmad
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user Julia D14M0ND-H34RT has written:
MW3 Online (For my son.)

Dafuq .
So you're a married woman that plays cs2d,seems legit.
14.05.12 07:56:25 am
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Julia D14M0ND-H34RT
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I'm interested in these games. Wait, If I play war games , that mean I'm not a woman?
I'm Julia. I always tried to make maps, I always failed. Trolls always broke my heart giving negative comments. They didn't think positive. I never succeed to make a good map. I never did. Then I met a nice person named BcY. He's only I love.
14.05.12 08:05:20 am
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user Julia D14M0ND-H34RT has written:
I'm interested in these games. Wait, If I play war games , that mean I'm not a woman?

@user Ahmad: means so your a married woman (which means Are you married?) who plays cs2d or That seems legit
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@user omg: Actually a pretty good idea...
14.05.12 08:38:20 am
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EngiN33R
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@user Ahmad: Bloody hell, leave her alone. The fact that you've seen 2.5 girls on the Internet doesn't mean you have to annoy and question every other girl/woman you see. You'd be surprised which people play games such as CS2D casually.
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14.05.12 08:14:06 pm
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If your pc is 64bit, and it was 32 bit before, try this.
Send your pc to workers to format it, but ask them to make 32-bit. Ask them to install NOD32, others suck and always block the internet. Then ask them to install every important 32-bit programs. If it not works, no way to make it. Buy a new PC+Modem.
I'm a fuckin Genius
user Julia D14M0ND-H34RT has written:
MeGusta user is a GENIUS! I send my pc to format it and everything IS GOOD NOW,He fix my problem.Problem Solved.
14.05.12 08:50:39 pm
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Majatek
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Before you do that, try testing your MTU - Your DMZ might be working and handing out IP's to devices that connect to it, but what you might be experiencing is that your modem is attempting to transfer packets of data that are bigger than it's MTU can handle.

Open up your cmd prompt and type "www.google.com -f -l 1500", if all four ping packets time out or state that they need to be defragmented and that their DF was set, your network obviously cannot handle that high of an MTU. Try pinging www.google.com with that function in the cmd with decreasing numbers until you hit an MTU that's low enough for your network to handle. I'm guessing it might be 1300.

Once you know for certain what MTU your network can handle, go to your modem's settings page (I presume you know how to get to it via typing your default gateway's IP and logging in as an admin via your web browser) and go and find your MTU settings page, find it, open it, and change whatever MTU rating you might have to your new MTU rating that you've tested by pinging Google.

If that doesn't fix your network, then it may be quite simple: Buy a new modem. If your network is presumed to be set up the way it should be, but for some reason refuses to work, then I'm pretty sure your modem has carked it.
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15.05.12 10:39:29 am
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Julia D14M0ND-H34RT
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MeGusta user is a GENIUS! I send my pc to format it and everything IS GOOD NOW, Thread can be trash+closed.
Problem Solved.
edited 1×, last 15.05.12 09:06:49 pm
I'm Julia. I always tried to make maps, I always failed. Trolls always broke my heart giving negative comments. They didn't think positive. I never succeed to make a good map. I never did. Then I met a nice person named BcY. He's only I love.
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