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The Second Showdown of Secondary Destiny
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Lyrics Old Mothra was flying around, Infant Island like a big playground, When suddenly Spiderman swung from the shade, And hit Mothra with a spider web spray. Mothra got stuck and tried to get up, But she got squashed by the house from the movie Up, The old man walked out with the kid and dog, but Santa Claus came and splashed him with eggnog.
And he started to fly away on a reindeer, cause his elves were just filled with fear, but before he could make it back to the North Pole, Superman hit him with a metal pole. Then he pulled an "S" from the center of his chest, And hit the old man like an annoying pest, But then from the ground sprung some kryptonite, and Superman ran away in total fright.
This is the Second Showdown of Secondary Destiny.
Young guys, old guys, and gunfire as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Second Showdown of Secondary Destiny.
Mothra took a bite out of the old man, Like dogs try to bite the air of a fan. Then Bill Gates tried to debug Windows 95, But Steve Jobs countered with the iPhone 5. And Spiderman was tired, and trying to get some sleep, So he started triying to count some sheep. But suddenly the sheep grew giant fangs. And Spiderman was turned into sheep champagne.
Then Mothra saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind, And he turned around and saved mankind, Then Batman and Robin killed each other, then Jackie Chan got into a fight his mother. Then he jumped in the air and drop kicked her, While Princess Leia kissed her brother, Darth Vader saw, and he killed them both, Then Peter Griffin killed the fricken' pope.
This is the Second Showdown of Secondary Destiny.
Fat guys, thin guys, and cannibalism as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Second Showdown.
Angels sang out, in immaculate chorus. Up from his grave, ascended Chuck Norris, Who fired a shot, from his glock, Into the head of Doc Ock. Who fell on his metal arms, dead as a doornail, As Harry Potter fought the Hungarian Horntail. But Chuck saw through his clever little trick, And he snapped Harry's broom, just like a stick.
Then Clint Eastwood and Dwayne Johnson and Thomas the Great Blue Train Engine and Peter Shauss (
) and mummies wrapped in gauss and lawyers with their pesky laws, Stranded Guy ( ), The Great Eye, Pac-Man, and Cyhanide, Peter Pan, Superman, all of the Teen Titans, Dog the Big Bad Bounty Hunter, Mr. Rock, Spock, a high school jock, and a guy named Hunter. All came out of no where lightning fast, And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass. It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw, With civilians looking on total awe.And the fight raged on for a century. Many lives were claimed, but eventually The champion stood, the rest all died: Peter Shauss on a sailboat ride.
This is the Second Showdown of Secondary Destiny.
Lots and lots of dead guys, as far as the eye can see.
And the only one survived, has lots of glee.
This is the Second Showdown… (This is the Second Showdown.)
This is the Second Showdown… (This is the Second Showdown.)
This is the Second Showdown… of Secondary Destiny
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