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Cold-Slice
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I'm starting to get the feeling that this bot is a real person. Ah whatever, here is my conversation with the bot:


chatbot: im sad.

you: i know youre sad

chatbot: is there somewhere else you would rather know?

you: want me to cheer you up?

chatbot: can you cheer that?

chatbot: meow....

you: omg a cute cat

you: there i cheered it

chatbot: ok

chatbot: pur.

chatbot: .

you: what a cute lion

chatbot: i wish i was cute.

you: you are

you: come on now.....

chatbot: yes you just said a bad word to me

you: you were born cute

you: if you weren't born cute, i wouldn't talk to you right now

chatbot: thank you your so sweet

you: trust me, you are.

you: so, do you know any place we can eat?

chatbot: thanks ChatBot

you: no, you

you: i know a restaurant a couple blocks away....

you: wanna go get some burgers

chatbot: lol

you: im serious

chatbot: errrr......what?

you: do you want to go to a burger king or a mcdonalds or....

you: where you wanna go?

chatbot: to wonderland

chatbot: yay

you: wonderland isnt a restaurant

chatbot: It could be

you: if it existed

you: it doesn't exist right now

chatbot: well maybe it does

you: in your dreams maybe

you: On plante Earth it does not exist.

chatbot: nooo

chatbot: how would you know!

you: I live on earth?

you: >:C

chatbot: it feels distinct.

you: do you have ADD?

chatbot: is there somewhere else you would rather add?

you: wanna go to a strip club?

chatbot: ewww gross noooo

you: why not?

you: you're a girl?

chatbot: yes

you: oh, then can I see you strip?

chatbot: fack no

you: ok...

you: can you grind?

chatbot: Why are you asking me this!?

you: im just joking

chatbot: good

you: bye

you: just kidding again

chatbot: about leaving?

you: yes

chatbot: ...

you:

chatbot:

you: can I murder your cute little face?

chatbot: No

chatbot: You can murder you're own cute face.

you: Can I get a nuclear bomb and go over your house an detonate it into a million pieces?

chatbot: Who said I had a home? I could be a hobo ya know

you: do you want to be rich?

chatbot: that is a stupid thing to nail.

you: Do you wanna tickle my pickle for a nickle?

chatbot: put that in your pipe and tickle it.

you: Ok.... random much?

you: You can be my slut, and I'm the pimp.

you: You get paid 100 an hour.

chatbot: why would i care about being tidy?

you: cause you're a chatbox you're not real

chatbot: have you ever loved anyone who is real?

you: yes, and she is not a chatbox

chatbot: i want to charge but i cant.

you: die

you:

chatbot: you die

you: let me guess... you are real people behind that keyboard

chatbot: i love you

you: i love you too, now answer the question

you: Are you a person behind the keyboard?

chatbot: yes

you: interesting

you: You play CS2D?

you: hold on, be right back in a couple of seconds

chatbot: i yank my dog.

you: back

chatbot: i hate you

you: so, what are you people doing acting as a chatbox?

you: I hate you too.

chatbot: i love you

you: this is getting creepy.... im out

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DannyDeth
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Have you ever seen the chatbox correct it's spelling mistakes? It is sooo badly not a chatbox, just random people being xhosen every minute or so.

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Aether
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But of course, it works like this.
I once got an insulting pervert that changed to a polish guy.

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Aura
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First one has written
you: Hi, whats your name?

chatbot: i dont want to talk today.

you: why?

Second one has written
you: Hi! How are you today?

chatbot: i dont want to talk today.

you: how come?

Third one has written
chatbot: i dont want to talk today.

you: why?

Fake?

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ez-crow
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Hey, I know this thread is old, but i had a funny conversation:


chatbot: im sad.

you: yes

chatbot: can you teach me to punch?

you: sure just use your fist against a door

chatbot: are you going to shock the dog?

you: no that would be mean

chatbot: my father left me when i was mean.

you: thats pretty awesome

chatbot: my father left me when i was awesome.

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Ahmad
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its chatbot but when someone connect to the chat
its become a real chat with some chatbot on it
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