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This line it is part of prisoners clothes.I repeate:It is Beta-version!there is more lags there,then in other part of my game. I unfinish my game and you started say to me what
my game is shit?Yes?Iwill finished my game...mmm... in next month.But i think what it is will be to big to show it for you.
Now beta version is 150 mb! And i have only 500 mb of internet in month!


So the "beta version" is 150 megabytes ?
Wow.. just wow.. I dont see how can a game like this be that big.If you combine in a game some sprites and a crappy 3D room (even though i see that there's no way that is a 3D room , it's not even a room but a simple drawing ) you will have a game of a megabyte or two.
And doh , even if you are equipped with a shitty windows 98 , you still won't have any lag on a game with rooms of one color and 3 sprites inside.Doh.
It seems like a joke , and why don't you make a 5 second long movie of your game with Fraps , just to prove it exists , even though it is obvious it doesen't

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Just admit it. The first screenshot is paint-made. It's so obvious.. I mean u didn't even bother to hide that they're all copy-pastes of the prisoner from top-left.

Enough of this bad joke... it's not funny at all and considering your graphic skill there's NO WAY you could ever use an engine, even a very simple one.

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All prisoners looked as copies because for all prisoners
used same sprite.Game is too big because i have very many resourses-sounds in format "wav"
It is dont joke.I never say jokes,because:
1st Mine jokes is bad and bored
2nd I hate all Jokers ans most i hate Jokers-Hackers!I have made my own sait
about South Americas animals.One day Enter mine sait and i have seen, what my sait changed!My tittle was
"Welcome,Animals likers!".Fucking Hackers have write where
"Welcome,Ass lickers and Animals fuckers!"
All photos of animals have been changed on porno-scenes.And in end of my sait have been writen:"Dont be sad!It is only funny joke!"
And when i started hate all bitches and Hackers,and after this i have started create game about Bitches and Hackers Killing.You see threat about this game now.

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All prisoners looked as copies because for all prisoners
used same sprite.Game is too big because i have very many resourses-sounds in format "wav"
It is dont joke.I never say jokes,because:
1st Mine jokes is bad and bored
2nd I hate all Jokers ans most i hate Jokers-Hackers!I have made my own sait
about South Americas animals.One day Enter mine sait and i have seen, what my sait changed!My tittle was
"Welcome,Animals likers!".Fucking Hackers have write where
"Welcome,Ass lickers and Animals fuckers!"
All photos of animals have been changed on porno-scenes.And in end of my sait have been writen:"Dont be sad!It is only funny joke!"
And when i started hate all bitches and Hackers,and after this i have started create game about Bitches and Hackers Killing.You see threat about this game now.

Send the link for your sait (it's SITE not SAIT!).

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Upload on UnrealSoftware. Users there will give your work 5 stars no matter how shitty your effort was.


Most people will call you crazy. I will call you "addict".

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My nicknime must be as i want!I mut say,what before i have wanted be "Bitch Killer",dont Pocahontos.

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My nicknime must be as i want!I mut say,what before i have wanted be "Bitch Killer",dont Pocahontos.


Seriously, I doubt you are 13.
My little bad-mouthed cousin wants to be a bitch killer and he's 9. In addition the work from your game looks awfully drawn.

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Please add in game weapon called russian "Заточка"("ZATOCHKA") it is the weapon as knife,that was created by prisoners. @Pocahontos,really? you wanted call yourself "bitch killer"?You can change for it in your acount:click Profile - pocahontos in up right corner and seach button~~"change name")

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Seriously, I doubt you are 13.
My little bad-mouthed cousin wants to be a bitch killer and he's 9. In addition the work from your game looks awfully drawn.

I agree. Also his "storyline" is highly naive.

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I'm making game on Delphi too. And I have some questions: How many FPS does your game have? Or it does not have FPS system? Anyway, use "canvas" thing.

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My nicknime must be as i want!I mut say,what before i have wanted be "Bitch Killer",dont Pocahontos.


I didn't mean it like that. That is why i quoted other dude. He says UnrealSoftware users just give people 5 stars no matter what. One word. "Bull"

And by the way. You say it is too much hard work. Well that is what making a game is about. The players look at your game and say, "Jees, this guy must of spent ages on this game!"

That is what you want! And also, why is the hread called my EXCELLENT game. Rubbish. More like "My piece of crap i rescued from the dump because i saw a pig trying to eat it and i wanted to eat the pig so i shot the pig and kept that crap for no reason at all"

Infact now that I htink of it I think you should seriously reconsider renaming the thread to what was said above.

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Snick0rz has written
Seriously, I doubt you are 13.
My little bad-mouthed cousin wants to be a bitch killer and he's 9. In addition the work from your game looks awfully drawn.

I agree. Also his "storyline" is highly naive.

Yeap. Another kid busted.

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This is almost as bad as me being caught. Not bad for us, just bad as in crappy.

Ontopic- Those sprites........... are shittier than my drawings when I was 5. Sorry, still no interest.
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