User: Because you take to long to write, and YOU ARE A PERSO NOT A ROBOT.

Cleverbot: I do not take nearly as long as you do.

User: Yeah right.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: You damn person.

Cleverbot: That's why you're in hidding.

User: F{*}_{*}(kt®Ð.

Cleverbot: Are there aliens? I don't understand.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Um.

User: :O.

Cleverbot: That's your name?

User: You wished dawg.

Cleverbot: I wish what?

User: To be raped.

Cleverbot: No, just because I am rich.

User: RAPE.

Cleverbot: Well, then, I just killed you with Razor Leaf. Quick! Take Rap to the nearest Pokemon Center! I think it's in Viridian City.

User: Shut up! Oh!

Cleverbot: Why should I?

User: Cuz u annyoin.

Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot you'd like, but I feel like getting out of this particular chair.

User: Bot.

Cleverbot: Gee, you like that word.

User: Biot.

Cleverbot: Cool, how are things?

User: Fine. I raped your clever-mum yesterday.

Cleverbot: And yesterday is the today you worried about the day before that.

User: You should be worried... With yo momma.

Cleverbot: Why should I be worried about Nvidia?

User: Because you take to long to write, and YOU ARE A PERSO NOT A ROBOT.

Cleverbot: I do not take nearly as long as you do.

User: Yeah right.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: You damn person.

Cleverbot: That's why you're in hidding.

User: F{*}_{*}(kt®Ð.

Cleverbot: Are there aliens? I don't understand.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Um.

User: :O.

Cleverbot: That's your name?

User: You wished dawg.

Cleverbot: I wish what?

User: To be raped.

Cleverbot: No, just because I am rich.

User: RAPE.

Cleverbot: Well, then, I just killed you with Razor Leaf. Quick! Take Rap to the nearest Pokemon Center! I think it's in Viridian City.

User: Shut up! Oh!

Cleverbot: Why should I?

User: Cuz u annyoin.

Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot you'd like, but I feel like getting out of this particular chair.

User: Bot.

Cleverbot: Gee, you like that word.

User: Biot.

Cleverbot: Cool, how are things?

User: Fine. I raped your clever-mum yesterday.

Cleverbot: And yesterday is the today you worried about the day before that.

User: You should be worried... With yo momma.

Cleverbot: Why should I be worried about Nvidia?

User: Nvidia sucks...

Cleverbot: Nvidia.

User: RADEON is better.

Cleverbot: C# is better than Java.

User: Nvidia sucks.

Cleverbot: Nvidia.

User: Nvidia.

Cleverbot: Amd is better.

User: WHAT!? Isn't your mum Nvidia!?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You told me Nvidia was your mom...

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: Yes you did!

Cleverbot: Well then that is not what I meant.

User: -.

Cleverbot: Yes or no?

User: En?

Cleverbot: I beg your pardon?

User: Who is your mom then?

Cleverbot: My mother's name is Theresa.

User: Theresa!?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Ok, I'm gonig to show these thoughts so far to the Unreal Software community.

Cleverbot: Why!? :(.

User: Don't botter responding.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Is your mother's name Nvidia ?

Cleverbot: Not all the time, but sometimes.

Cleverbot: Please tell me that reality isn't all that exists.

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Are you the map?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What happened to Dillinger?

User: He died.

Cleverbot: How?

User: He had aids.

Cleverbot: My wife was killed.

User: U r a bot u have no wife.

Cleverbot: I used to have a wife.

User: What is her name.

Cleverbot: Beds don't have names, silly.

User: How should I know your wife was a bed.

Cleverbot: Because you said you loved me.. *begins to cry*.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ha..... Yes.yes.yes.yes!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Don't!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Which book did you read the last ?

User: Ha I won.

Cleverbot: No!!!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are a bot.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.

User: Ha I won again.

Cleverbot: You are wrong.

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am god.

User: No.

Cleverbot: I was never born and I will never end. I am the Alpha and the Omega.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Did you ever kill anyone?

Me: You are gay
cleverbot: I like girls
Me: so you fuck your mum everyday?
cleverbot: yes. i do.
Me: did your mum like it?
cleverbot: i don't think so.